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Footrot Flats

September 21st 2008 11:42
footrot flats

Okay, this is the kind of post that only a couple of countries understand. Namely Australia and that other little hunk-a-dirt to the east - which is actually where this comes from.

Murray Ball's Footrot Flats was an absolute institution when I was growing up. The comic strip was in every single paper, and everyone had at least one of the books. Plus, the animated movie (Footrot Flats: The Dog's Tail Tale) came out in '86, sporting Dave Dobbyn's smash hit Slice of Heaven.

Seeing as I spent most weekends living at my dad's house when I was a little kid, which was located on a farm - I could relate completely.

The best thing about Flats was the large re-occurring cast of characters you got to know.

horse from footrot flats
The regular bunch was made up of Wal Footrot and his dog - Dog, who was the main character and also had several alter egos: The Scarlet Manuka, The Mitey Iron Paw and the Grey Ghost of The Forest, he was also the mascot of the All Blacks for a couple of seasons.

The dog's missus was Jess, but the toughest dog was the pig-dog Major.
But even Major was no match for Horse - the resident cat.
Wal's best friend and neighbor was his complete opposite, and the dude even had a little magpie living in his hat most of the time (Pew) - which hated Wal of coarse.

I could go on forever, but some of these names might jog your memory -
"Cheeky" Hobson
Rangi
Pongo
Aunt Dolly
Prince Charles
Flash
Cooch's cousin Kathy
"Irish" Murphy
"Elvis, Hunk & Spit" Murphy
"Irish" Murphy's pigs
Cecil the Ram
The Goat
Wal's goose

Footrot Flats takes me right back to my childhood. We had a decent collection of the books too. They've got to be around here somewhere - unless I chucked them out with my MAD magazines...
footrot flats strip



"What are you gonna do for a face when the monkey wants it's bum back?"


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Eddie Murphy

September 8th 2008 09:48
Eddie Murphy Delerious


I don't care what anybody says, Eddie Murphy was the funniest thing the 80's had.

I don't care that he had to swear heaps, I don't care that sometimes he completely ripped off Richard Pryor, and I don't care that he allegedly picked up a tranny hooker and that he now makes lame movies.

He is, in fact, the highest grossing movie star of all time - believe it or not.

He first came around on SNL and then onto the big screen with 48 Hours, which included his classic Roxanne scene.

But that was nothing once Delirious hit.
Seriously - that is the funniest thing that has ever been put to film.
And Raw comes a close second.

They were so good that I'm just going to list some choice lines from both videos and leave it at that.
(To keep it Orble friendly, I left out a lot of lines...but, you get the point.)


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Eddie Murphy Raw
Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"

Hey boy, hey boy! Ya look mighty cute in them jeans.

They're filming a movie up in here and y'all gonna be in it! - Only I'm the only one gonna get paid!

Eddiiieee! What have you done for me lately?

Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's mustache is so thick!
Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children!

Now that's a fire!

We're not cooking brontosaurus burgers, here, Gus!

You got no ice cream, you got no ice cream, you got no ice cream, you didn't gt none, 'cause you are on the welfare, on the welfare...and you daddy's an alcoholic.
Want some?...Psych!

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance. "Hey baby lets dance... cya later"

I have nightmares about gay people. I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood, and find out Mr. T is a faggot.

I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling!

Now, a brother's dick is too big, so it'll stuffs up his balance... Every time you see a brother in a wheelchair, he ain't always crippled.

And ladies like sex just as much as we do, guys, but they act like they don't. But they do. There's not a woman in this room that wouldn't rather be somewhere else with a nice stiff one in them.
Don't you let them fool you. They like it just as much as us.
See, ladies sitting there going:
"That's true. He's funny, but he's not that funny. I'll take a dick over a smile any day.
Yes, I will."

You didn't make love -it just felt real good. You know why?
Because you waited five months for it!
If you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, you gonna be like this:
"Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it?
What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious.
God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life.
Can I have another one, please? Please, one more."

Eddie doing Michael Jackson - before people did Michael Jackson



Next time we'll actually talk about his feature films...and his short lived music career!


'Goony-Goo-Goo!'



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Famous 80s Cars

May 5th 2008 08:47
Magnum PI Ferrari
Magnum PI Ferrari (308 GTB)

The 80's had the flashiest cars of all time.
They were in the movies, on the TV, in video games, and in our dreams.

Gullwing doors, racing vents, targa tops, huge spoilers.

Yes, every over-the-top design was put into action.

EVERYONE had their favorite.
Was it a Ferrari Testarossa? The Back to the Future Delorean? KITT?

Heres a few gems:

Ferrari Testarossa
Ferrari Testarossa

911 Turbo
911 Turbo

firebird
Trans-Am Firebird

lamborghini countach
Lamborghini Countach

A Team Van
A-Team's GMC G-SeriesVan

80's batmobile
80's Batmobile

KITT
KITT

'88 Corvette
'88 Corvette

IROC-Z Camaro
IROC-Z Camaro

Delorean
Delorean


"The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love. It is his passion.."

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80's Video Games

April 10th 2008 23:43
super mario bros.


The 80’s was the boom time for video gaming


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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

April 9th 2008 02:18
TMNT

Martial arts and Ninja mania swept the world during the 80’s due to the popularity of Kung Fu Theater and ninja movies (American Ninja etc.). The Karate Kid became a blockbuster hit film, and raised interest in the arts. The cartoon characters Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles became a widely mass-marketed pop culture phenomenon in the late 1980s.

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80’s Teen Idols

March 18th 2008 23:21
Maverick top gun tom cruise

The 80’s WAS the era for teen idols.
Tom Cruise, Matt Dillon, Scott Baio, Jon Bon Jovi, Johnny Depp, Ralph Machio...
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Focus, Daniel-san! Karate Kid

February 28th 2008 03:27


Karate was huge in the 80’s


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